October 24, 2006
WingTV Teams Up With Patriotic News
Scott Makufka and Lisa Giuliani, along with Patriotic News, have combined their services. WingTV will now be called WoopdereitisTV. Amongst the many changes will be the subject matter discussed by Scott and Lisa, who will have even more people to attack in their articles, as well as a much wider audience, adding about two people to their already huge audience of an estimated ten people, totalling up to twelve people who tune into their shows and visit the website.
"It's like shooting at glass bottles in our line of work." Says Lisa Gewliani. "Except we have alot more bottles stacked up in a great big pyramid, since unlike us, most of the people in the truth movement stick together and collectively fight the New World Order instead of masquerading behind the faux claim that we're fighting 'evil' and defending 'good', despite the fact that, if anything, we're doing more harm than good for the movement."
Scott had this to say afterwards. "What in God's name are you talking about?"
J.A. Hatfield, after the merger, was quite pleased with the events. "Sure, WingTV gets alot of heat, but what news source doesn't? Granted, it isn't really news, just op ed pieces with about as much credibility as, say, if I dressed up a crack whore and a serial rapist and gave them their own show and website. But, c'mon, we all know Lisa and Scott... Er... Victor, are not a crack whore and a serial rapist. Far from it. And it's TOTALLY not a really creepy thing that he always wears that same black hat all the time, or that she uses the cheapest black hair dye that she can find. But beyond all of this, I certainly look forward to working with these fine young liberals. Woops, I mean patriots."
